superiorescalator:

please watch this vine

(via killyouranxiety)

gnarly:

when you see bae is talking to someone hotter than you image

(via k-holl)

kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

(via alovelystranger)

landorus:

the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes

(via bacongoddess)